The Size of my yard

Okay people, I think no one really understands just how big my yard is so I am going to post pictures of it. Hopefully it will give you all a better idea of a quarter acre.
The only issue I have now is, I came home last night expecting an estimate for cutting down all that long grass in the back only to get home and find it already cut and an unexpectedly high bill!! `~~~ If I wasn't miserable about my finances, someone is sure trying to get me there!
Anyway, enuff moping around. Here is my yard that I think is nice even though it is on a hill...